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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-07-2008, 04:45 PM Thread Starter
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A Marine was at the mall

A retired gunnery sergeant took a break from Christmas shopping at the local
mall. He was watching a teenager sitting next to him on the bench.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. The Gunny kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find
him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

The Gunny did not bat an eye. "Got drunk in the Phillipines once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just thinking you could be my son."


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LMFAO that's pretty good.

HAIL TO THE KING!!

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haha nice. hey gunny you ever play icky cookie?
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haha nice. hey gunny you ever play icky cookie?

Eeeeeuuuuuwww Snair


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ONCE YOU'VE HAD ASIAN, YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH CAUCASIAN
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OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND ENTHUSIASM
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I am going to borrow that one


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What makes it so funny is how believable it is!...I still tell stories about the Philippines!


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