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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-23-2008, 12:02 AM Thread Starter
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military sex

I know there are several of the menfolk here that have served in various branches of the service. I was discussing men in the military with friends on another forum and wrote my assessment of their various ...ahem...combat techniques...
Thought some here might be entertained by my *assessments*....
I added on a bit here for the UK crowd...
Here is my take on "Military Sex":
I have dated guys in all branches of the service...
My quick *scouting report* for the rest of the ladies:

Air Force: Be prepared to do most of the initial *prep* work yourself. As long as they are satisfied, you should be too. They ignore most requests for *specialized operations*, preferring to make one short run into and out of the area of operations. They feel that is sufficient.If equipment failure occurs,they will return to base and act if nothing happened.

Coast Guard: Shallow water sailors, indeed. If you need more in-depth excursions, call the Navy. Good for short term emergency situations, but long term missions are beyond them. Need lots of rest and regrouping to recover.If equipment failure occurs, will abandon mission.

Navy: Great at making sure all ports of call are thoroughly attended to. Like their submariners, they go deep and silent. If you like conversation during a mission, these are the wrong guys. If you luck into a Navy SEAL (I did for a while) be prepared for the mission objective to be reached quickly and then have them silently fade if they had never been there. If equipment failure occurs, will head for nearest alternative port.

Marines: Area of Operations will be devastated by the time they start their primary mission. Lots of noise. LOTS of noise. They appreciate verbal encouragement, but will continue without it. Sometimes go off mission to explore areas they think worthy of incursion, even if forbidden to do so. Will continue towards mission objectives even when exhausted, hungry, thirsty. Will NOT stop until they believe mission objective has been accomplished least. If equipment failure occurs, will curse the Navy and Army and blame them, then determinedly try to complete mission as best they can.

Army: Complete, detailed reconnaissance of area of operations done repeatedly before onset of mission. Variety of incursion techniques and positioning required before mission specifics are confirmed and set. Always well-equipped. Frequent confirmation required to assure them they are in correct area of operations, are heading for objective in proper manner and have been given the *go-ahead* to complete mission objective. If equipment failure occurs, will try many other techniques and back-up plans to ensure mission objective is reached. When mission objective is confirmed, they will build a firebase and make sure they continue to hold that territory.

I realize there are many folk here from other, substitute RAF for Air Force, Royal Navy for Navy and so forth...
Although after one experience with a Royal Marine, long ago...
My assessment :
RMs will come in stealthily and not inform command of objective. Will feint incursions into various areas while gradually making their way to real objective. Will engage mission objective before being detected. Bring minimal equipment that they use to maximum effectiveness. If equipment failure occurs, will *soldier on* until equipment 1) Starts working , or 2) It becomes necessary to abandon efforts with failed equipment and just use whatever is at hand to complete mission. After mission is complete, will tarry in area of operations long enough to make sure mission WAS completed and operational area has not sustained irreparable damage.
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Thats funny I got out of the Marines in 90 and well you are correct!

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