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So one of my co-workers told this story. I am not sure if it is true but still entertaining.

He said that one of his friends was out at a bar and picked up some hot chick and went back to his house and they had sex. The next morning he went to take a piss and it burned like hell and his piss was split in to 2 streams. So he thought he would ride it out and every time e went piss the same thing happened and the burning got worse. So on monday he want to the doctors and they did the usually std checks and came back with this result.

The doctor asked if he had anal intercourse with the lady and he said yes.

The doctor said he had a jalapeno seed stuck in his penis.



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no way! I can see how that may be true- holy painful batman


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at least she wasn't eating peanuts all night!!! hahaha


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Obviously this is not new to the doctor
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obviously this is not new to the doctor
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