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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-16-2009, 05:18 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Crustly Old Biker

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:


CHEESEBURGER: $1.50


CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50


HAND JOB: $100. 00


Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.





'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'


'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady
who gives the hand-jobs?'





'Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.'





The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands. I want a
cheeseburger.'


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One sunny day a guy was walking down the beach and sees a young lady quadapalegic laying there and he askes.

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

She replies, "I have never been hugged"

So he pickes her up and gives her a hug and sets her down and keeps walking.

Another guys sees here and askes "Is there anything you need/"

She says. "I have never been kissed"

So he picks her up and gives her a passionate kiss and sets her back on the beach.

A krusty Old Biker is walking on the beach and sees her and asked. "What are you looking at?"

She says "I have never been fucked."

So the krusty old biker pickes her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "Now Your'e FUCKED!"


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I was waitin' for that.....LOL.


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