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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-02-2009, 09:08 PM Thread Starter
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new stimulus plan explained

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White
House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the
third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to
examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring,then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I
figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my
crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says,"I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my
crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you,
and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work!

Change we can believe in!


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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-03-2009, 06:19 PM
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I can't wait until a year or two from now, when all the ignorants that voted for youknowwho are still broke and working shitty jobs. Guess what, nobody will save you but yourself....

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i agree bunch of fucking dump trucks. either that or hopefully there is civil war when the retards realise he cant be president because of where he was born.
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fuck his stupid ass cant even find any of his friends to take cabinet positions that have paid thier fucking taxes for the last decade
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lol.........this is exactly why I DON'T VOTE. Everyone says......"OH YOU SHOULD VOTE IT'S SO IMPORTANT" ppff......NO...........IT"S NOT!

I mean it's not like I FROWN on anyone that votes.......OBVIOUSLY. But my personal opinion is that it really doesn't matter who is president. Polotics is all games anways. Almost everything said by each canidate leading up to the election is all "TALK" just to get elected. When they do get elected........it all changes anyways.

I don't agree with everything Obama is doing.........but don't tell me that if McCain were in his position instead that everything would be great. Cause it wouldn't be plain and simple.
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lol.........this is exactly why I DON'T VOTE. Everyone says......"OH YOU SHOULD VOTE IT'S SO IMPORTANT" ppff......NO...........IT"S NOT!

I mean it's not like I FROWN on anyone that votes.......OBVIOUSLY. But my personal opinion is that it really doesn't matter who is president. Polotics is all games anways. Almost everything said by each canidate leading up to the election is all "TALK" just to get elected. When they do get elected........it all changes anyways.

I don't agree with everything Obama is doing.........but don't tell me that if McCain were in his position instead that everything would be great. Cause it wouldn't be plain and simple.
haha they are all bought and paid for or they wouldnt make it that far
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This is why the only President that we need right now is David Hasselhoff


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