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Letter from the boss
Letter from the Boss,
As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government fees will now increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government fees will now increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
Quote:
If people don't regulate themselves, others will do it for them.
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FAsT BOYS
Join Date: Jun 2005
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very nice
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Haha. Seems fair enough...
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yes!!!!!
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Rollin in my 5.0
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the stickers were probally on toyota pirus'
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phil-osepher
Join Date: Aug 2005
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OMG
YES!
Why do I only see those stickers on the shittiest fucking cars ever...
on your 1983 Honda along with the greenpeace and "say no to war" sticker
YES!
Why do I only see those stickers on the shittiest fucking cars ever...
on your 1983 Honda along with the greenpeace and "say no to war" sticker
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FAsT BOYS
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or a subaru
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Ta Moko
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Sorry to hear that Tony, they may hire you at my job lol
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