If you're only coming here to tell me how insensitive I am, how great MJ was and condemn me for posting these jokes
stop right now and go look at another thread. IF however you aren't going to be offended by crude, callous and insensitive material
read on and feel free to post up your own.
"How was Michael different from acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about 13."
"Due to Michael Jackson's death, his London dates have been canceled... They were James (age 11) and Thomas (age 9)."
"Jacko didn't even want that injection, until the doctor said he was gonna feel a small prick..."
"Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing."
Michael Jackson's attorney told him he could only date twenty-nine year olds. Michael replied, "That many?"
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F*ck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"