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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-11-2009, 05:29 AM Thread Starter
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What causes arthritis?

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned, " Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. But I was just reading here
that the Pope does."



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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-11-2009, 06:43 AM
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lmfao!

Seriously tho, as this is a wrench turning kinda forum I wanna speak up and say that you can cause arthritis/carpal tunnel if you do that "hook your 4 fingers around the wrench and your thumb around a brace and collapse it" I'm only 24 and I've got 2 buddies (one older and 1 my age) that have had several bouts with surgery and ended up not being able to work with hand tools anymore. 1 ended up moving up to a foreman/management position and the other sent to school for engineering.

A real mess, so moral of the story is hold wrenches properly or you'll fuck yourself up!

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I read you Junior. I know a few guys who have needed operations from Carpal Tunnel syndrome. I've advised young guys under health and safety regs not use their palms to bash / force things. Some listened some didn't. One who didn't and needed surgery on both his hands, came back to me at a later date and said that he should have taken it on good advice to take heed what I said. Anyway I'm glad the jokes was good
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