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Has your bike ever gotten you laid? I've been getting a lot more looks from the lady folk now that I have her.

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Welcome back OS.... good to see you are riding after all this time...



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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-08-2009, 09:31 PM
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YES IT HAS. Bikes are panty pullers for sure. When I was single it was an easy pick up line ever. "So do you want to go for a ride some time?" After scaring the shit out of them it was easy pickins in the bedroom.


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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-09-2009, 05:43 PM
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-09-2009, 07:29 PM
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I've had a bitch lay my brand new '88 GPZ1000 down in a back yard years ago. She sat on it without asking. It landed on grass but still cracked the fairing. I gave her shit for it then screwed her friend that night who felt sorry for me. Bless her cotton socks. Does that count to your bike getting you laid?
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 09:26 AM
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Learn to ride the bike first. Then worry about getting laid with using it. Imo a better riders always will get the action first. Unless you figure with a full body cast she will be easy pickens.
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 11:42 AM
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Hell I have enen had sex while riding it. And a bj too. Ahhh thoes were the days.


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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 12:23 PM
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how the fuck did you manage a blowjob while riding?

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how the fuck did you manage a blowjob while riding?


That's what I was thinking?

Maybe she was one of those REALLY flexible chicks to where she could sit on the gas tank facing him......then bend her upper body all the way down to his dick.
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 01:28 PM
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either that or she was a midget and he was sitting on the pillion seat. Which strikes me as more likely. flexible or not ribs and spine can't exist in the same place at the same time.

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either that or she was a midget and he was sitting on the pillion seat. Which strikes me as more likely. flexible or not ribs and spine can't exist in the same place at the same time.
LMAO.

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Well I haven't had a blow job on a bike, but an old girl friend of mine (who I'm still friends with) thought it would be a great idea to put her hands down my jeans whilst riding and massage my junk. Through the intercom I here 'I'm horny'. At least it was night time and noone could see what was happening clearly. Had to cut the ride short when she was trying to undo my jeans and flash my junk in the breeze. Apart from the fact my attention to riding was diminishing rapidly. Ha ha ha. That was a good laugh mind you on hindsight. .
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 10:21 PM
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LMAO.

Beav? Please explain.
ok here goes. We were riding and she pulled my shorts down to expose you know what. So with my hand on the throttle and turned my torso to the right and she leaned down to the left and did the duty.

normal sized girl 5'6" we were both skinny at the time.


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