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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-01-2009, 06:10 AM Thread Starter
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Another Craigs List Personal add....supposedly..!!!

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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.


My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card.. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]


I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you .... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,
Alex

P.S. Remember this motto.
. An armed society makes for a more civil society!


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Love the ad.

Is this a just punishment. I think so considering. Now he has to pay for the gas.


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Cute if it's real. Though in real life, if you tried to pull a gun on someone mugging you, more often then not you'd probably end up stabbed or he'd pull his own gun too.

We all fantasize about doing this, but in reality it's quite unlikely.


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I think you'd have better odds hand to hand than by trying to pull a gun.

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This story's been around for a LONG time in one form or another.

As to whether or not what the outcome would be of gun vs. knife or unarmed, there's too many variables to consider so why even bother?
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As to whether or not what the outcome would be of gun vs. knife or unarmed, there's too many variables to consider so why even bother?
If unarmed = Minotauro Nogueira or Randy Couture after UFC 102 I'd go with either one to win.

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If unarmed = Minotauro Nogueira or Randy Couture after UFC 102 I'd go with either one to win.
Yeah, well if one of the unarmed was Superman or The Hulk I'd go with one of them.


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Yeah, well if one of the unarmed was Superman or The Hulk I'd go with one of them.


Everyone keeps forgetting Hancock


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Everyone keeps forgetting Hancock
Bah. Cthulhu all the way.
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Bah. Cthulhu all the way.
Bloody hell, we're getting in Lovecraft & Illuminati territory now


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