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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-12-2009, 04:23 AM Thread Starter
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How to keep yourself at comfortable level of insanity

1. On your lunch break, sit in your car in the car park with sunglasses on whilst pointing a hair dryer at passing cars and see how many slow down.

2. Keep paging yourself at work on the intercom without trying to disguise your voice

3.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream:
'I WON!!! I WON!!!'

4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker at work for 3 weeks, once everyone is over their coffee addictions, switch to Expresso

5. When your ordering in a restaurant, order Diet Water with a serious look on your face.

6. When going through a drive through, specify that your order is 'To Go'

7.
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you know, I've heard that hairdryer one before, but I didn't get it. I've always had easier access to an actual radar gun than to a hairdryer.

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Open your mind to different thinking young padawan. Insanity has its artists.
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