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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-17-2009, 11:33 AM Thread Starter
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libnazi vs conservative

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.




If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for

everyone.



If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat

his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.



If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his

situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced

for everyone.



If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping

for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.



If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have

a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he or she is "offended".
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-17-2009, 01:13 PM
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lol, that's awesome and entirely too true.

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-17-2009, 02:27 PM
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OMG! Way funny.

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If people don't regulate themselves, others will do it for them.
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there's a flipside on a couple issues tho.

If a liberal doesn't want an abortion, they don't get one. If a Christian fundamentalist doesn't want one, they try to ban them for being "obscene"

If a liberal doesn't want to marry someone of the same gender, they don't. A fundamentalist ensures that a) it's illegal, and that b) the goverment keeps track of who is married to who.

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2009, 11:59 AM
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there's a flipside on a couple issues tho.

If a liberal doesn't want an abortion, they don't get one. If a Christian fundamentalist doesn't want one, they try to ban them for being "obscene"

If a liberal doesn't want to marry someone of the same gender, they don't. A fundamentalist ensures that a) it's illegal, and that b) the goverment keeps track of who is married to who.
Agreed. There's others as well....
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2009, 01:31 PM
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no shortage, I just wish they'd mind their own f*cking business.

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