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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-24-2009, 02:53 PM Thread Starter
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Matt Lucas's ex-partner hanged himself this week. Matt is said to be distraught but on a lighter note, is now the only gay in the village.

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AWee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."

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Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people of the world. Told them to " Fuck Off". Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!

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Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her gob shut.

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I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think " I'm fucking having that!"

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Man lost in a hot air ballon over Ireland . He looks down and sees a farmer and shouts to him, "Where am I?"
The Irish farmer looks up and shouts back "You can't kid me ya b ' stard, you're in that feckin basket!"

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Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
CLICK,BANG
Paddy "OK, now what?


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