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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-07-2010, 07:52 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day thread



A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.


The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said:
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“Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick… “




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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-07-2010, 09:16 PM
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Ha ha ha. Hopefully I will never personally hear that comment in real life
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It wasn't me warp. The little one got those tall genes from her mothers side, LOL.

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It wasn't me warp. The little one got those tall genes from her mothers side, LOL.

Are you saying you have a littel dick.


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lol, not quite what I was intending to say.

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Sorry mate, couldn't help myself. Thought I would twist your statement just a tad

note to self: stop posting online with my poxy phone.
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LOL, no worries pal.

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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-24-2010, 10:09 PM
 
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Those are quite humorous..
Here are some from me:

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning, "smoking is injurious to health?"

To this the engineer says...We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!
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What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
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Those are quite humorous..
Here are some from me:

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning, "smoking is injurious to health?"

To this the engineer says...We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!
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What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
so your a computer guy , do you sell computer related equipment?

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Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.
And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing...."


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