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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 06-21-2005, 08:48 AM Thread Starter
 
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Jesus I hate poetry

I have to give a big presentation today in my african american poetry class and im doing this damn feminazi black woman and my stupid poem has "vagina" and "genitals" in it..... how the hell did I get stuck with this damn poem? This is going to be horrible....

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
For Saartjie Baartman, Joice Heth, Anarcha of Alabama,
Truginini, and us all.

Under glass and tent
floating in formaldehyde jelly
curled in a deadman's float
live the split spread
unanesthetized legs
of Black women
broken like the stirrups
of a wishbone,

somebody got their wish
and somebody didn't.
The lilac plumage
of our petaled genitalia
in all its royal mauve
and plum rose
with matching eggplant hips
that pull the ocean
across itself each night,
boats of peanut skin
folded and rolled
like the new fur
all proof of our pathology
all cut away
by pornographic hands
fascinated with difference
and the spectacle
of being a Black woman,
so the normal pay their fifty cents
to see what makes a freak a freak.
Go ahead,
walk around her
she won't bite,
she is the headless woman,
see her protruding mass,
steatopygia.
We don't have to be dead first
to be cut into manageable size,
one that fits their measuring rods
their medicine chests will not rest
until we are properly pried,
it has always been about
opening us up,
experimenting with Black women
but never dissecting their own desires.
The side show
was pitched on our backs,
the speculum hammered out
between our legs
modern medicine was founded
on the world of our hips;
we the standard patterned girth
of every bustle skirt ever made.
Black woman as spectacle,
wanting to but afraid to die.
Knowing death would never end
such sterling silver lust.
Bodies quake whole lifetimes
in a national geographic tremble
until the obituary arrives:
Please bury me behind the mountains
so they can never find me again.
But they do find us,
do dig us back up,
retrieve the last swatches
of soft skin,
the last twig of curved brown bone.
Our opened pirouetting vaginas,
our African music boxes
whittled down to perfect
change purse size,
for the normal
who will always pay
their fifty cents
to be sure and see
what makes a freak
a freak.
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Can you translate that in English for me please? :
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I'd rather take it up the ass by a sandpaper dildo. :injured I hate all that femi shit. And African American Feminazi stuff. You're fucked! Bend over bitch. Grab your ankles and pray it goes by fast!
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I'd rather take it up the ass by a sandpaper dildo.

*note* pick up some some sandpaper dildos */note*

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I'd rather take it up the ass by a sandpaper dildo.

*note* pick up some some sandpaper dildos */note*

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post #10 of 27 (permalink) Old 06-21-2005, 12:01 PM
 
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Lol that has to suck. ped
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my question is simple.
WHY ARE YOU TAKING THAT USELESS FUCKING CLASS??????

What the FUCK?


explain to me how exactly that has any fucking relevance to a degree in anyhting other than Racism?

Just another example of why my fucking tax dollars should not be gifted to "Institutions of Higher Learning".

What a bunch of horse piss.

I want my fucking tax dollars rebated back to me for every student who took that class.

African American Poetry, what a load of shit.
Do we have German American literature classes?
How bout French American Poetry?
Or i got it, how bout Austria American Psychology?

or maybe Jweish American Economics?


Fuckin useless shit.


BRAINWAVE ALERT!!!

It's American poetry, no matter if the person who wrote it is black, or white, or asian, or fucking green for that matter.
Or it's African poetry.
This African American bullshit is just to try and make people feel different, and is a waste of money and time.

And people wonder why racism still exists in this country.
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE WANT IT TO!!!
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And people wonder why racism still exists in this country.
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE WANT IT TO!!!


Thats not true.

















Dont forget the liberal politicians too

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And people wonder why racism still exists in this country.
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE WANT IT TO!!!
Thats not true.
Dont forget the liberal politicians too

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I just consider them to be "Black Lite"
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(And yes, i'm going to hell for that one too, what's new)
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I will join the above and hitch a ride to hell. :flip
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oh boy I made it!!! haha wasn't nearly as bad as I thought the two kids in my group were very long winded and thank god I had ar ecording of the poet reading the poem. the last thing I want to do is talk about purple labias in front of a bunch of white mormons. So they did their thing I did my big sympathy bit and popped in the CD and after that I asked any questions and bam that was that.

the reason im taking the class is its 4 credits of electives for my english degree and the class is accelerated so its only 5 weeks 6 hours per week. It was rough but today was the last day!!!

I took a percoset too before class which helped. The only bad part was I drank like two 32oz things of water during class and we went last so I was on the verge of wetting my pants during our presentation.
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:laugh purple labias and white mormons blunt smoking pussies... the things i read on this forum!

I'm forever in debt you Corey and Nick for creating such a fabulous place to penetrate filth deep into my already gutter swimming mind.
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post #19 of 27 (permalink) Old 06-21-2005, 02:31 PM
 
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I'd rather take it up the ass by a sandpaper dildo. I hate all that femi shit. And African American Feminazi stuff. You're fucked! Bend over bitch. Grab your ankles and pray it goes by fast!
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post #20 of 27 (permalink) Old 06-21-2005, 02:38 PM
 
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That's just wrong! You're not supposed to be helping them out! That's it! You're cut off from Robyn's lovin.
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